Hmmmmm I’ve read a lot of dating quiz’s on various dating websites and thought I’d make up my own.
1) You are having dinner and have just dropped your light-sabre, what should you use Luke..?
a) The knife
b) The fork
c) The Force
2) You are half way to the moon and you have a problem, who should you call?
c) The AA
f) The Samaritans
g) Dominios Pizza
3) Who is most likely to wear Spandex
a) Freddie Star
b) Freddie Mercury
c) Freddie Kruger
d) Freddie Laker
e) Freddie The Hamster
4) Queen Boadicea was..
a) Miss Norfolk 60 A.D.
b) Miss NoFuckWithMe 1960
c) Mis Teeq
e) A Mysteron
5) You have ten seconds to decide which wire to cut to defuse an atomic bomb, what are you thinking?
a) I’ll cut the red wire
b) I’ll cut the blue wire
c) I wish I wasn’t colour blind…
6) You are 75, what one thing should you never pass up the opportunity to use?
a) A Jack-hammer
b) A bungee jump
c) A public lavatory
7) You are 75, what one thing should you never pass up the opportunity to use, even if you are alone?
a) The volume down knob
b) The opportunity to moan about the younger generation
c) An erection
8) You are watching tv with your new girlfriends parents, what is NOT the appropriate thing to say
a) That Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote, she gives me wood..
b) That Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote, she gives me wood..
c) That Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote, she gives me wood..
(they didn’t laugh…………. )
9) You are at very posh girlfriends parents house and she suggests we have lunch in the orchard and we’ll use the special table, what is NOT the appropriate thing to say to her mother?
a) Oh, what’s so special about that table, is that the one she lost her cherry on?
(they didn’t laugh either….)
(it was a VERY long lunch….)