New meanings for old words..

Paradox; Two physicians.
Cantaloupe;  Gotta get married in a church.
Postoperative;  A mailman or letter carrier.
Recovery room; Place to do upholstery.
Counterfeiters; Workers who install kitchen cabinets.
Medieval;  Not completely wicked.
Hamlet; Son of Piglet
Tooth; The ordinal number for two.
Artery;  The study of paintings.
Carnation; Country where each citizen owns an automobile  ie USA
Colander; Someone who arrives with you on the same plane.
Diode; A pair of two long poems.
Manometer; An instrument for detecting disguised males in a group of females.
Syntax; Tariff on immorality.

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