Got any carrots?

A rabbit came into a shop and asked, “Got any carrots?”
The owner answered, “Sorry, no..”
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, “Got any carrots?”
The owner replied “No! NO!”
Next day the rabbit came and asked, “Got any carrots?”
The owner shouted, “NO! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I’ll nail your ears to this counter!”
Next day the rabbit came back and asked, “Got any nails?”
The owner answered, “No!”
The rabbit asked, “Got any carrots?”

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