Answers on a postcard please..

If you were a porn star what would your name be?

Would you rather have “Oh Mickey” “Manic Monday” or “Walk Like an Egyptian” stuck in your head?

Would you shag George Clooney even if you knew you would never see him ever again?

Who was tougher, Cagney or Lacey? 🙂

Would the world be a better place is walking was banned and skipping was the only form of movement allowed?

When someone cuts you up on the road do you shout at HIM silently or wind the window down and curse at him loudly?

What vegetable do you most resemble?

Do you think you have learnt enough from Casualty and ER to be able to do CPR is someone collapsed in front of you?

Which celebrity’s butt would you pay to squeeze..

Which cartoon ability would you like to have, ie the ability to fall 100’s of feet and walk away, the ability to paint a door in a wall and walk through..

Which dead person would you most like to be haunted by?

Would you accept the gift of always being able to have great sex if it meant walking around with a goofy smile on your face all day? (explains a lot about my photos!)

If you could make someone disappear completely from history who would it be?

Where is the strangest place you have ever been naked?

Who would you most like to dream about tonight, what would you dream?

If your life story was made into a movie, who would play you, your parents, your friends, what would it be called?

What is your nickname?

If you had a third eye where would you put it?

If you could have an extra appendage, what would it be and where would you put it?

Do you ever make faces behind folks backs and do you think they ever do the same to you?

If cats didn’t have fur would you still pet them?

Why do men have nipples? (I know the answer to this!)

Do you believe in the sell-by dates of foods, what error of margin do you use?

If you could play one professional sport what would it be?

Why do woman go to the bathroom in groups but men go by themselves?

If you started a band what would it’s name be?

If you lived in a house that was haunted by a poltergeist would you leave right away or wait until the walls started bleeding or you children were sucked into the TV?

Do cats think we are magical Gods or just plain nuts?

If you and your cat could understand each other for 60 seconds what would you say, and what would she say to you (you hope)?

If you had to eat just one food the rest of your life what would it be?

If you could live just one day all over again, which one would it be?

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