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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Ice Cream is VERY important..
I got my first toothbrush when I was nearly 12
Why witches get a ‘bad press’.
Shared a moment
To shave or not to shave. Now THAT is the question!
Belfast 1976. Troubles..what Troubles?
The joy (and burden) of the sisterhood.
Happily Ever After
The Meaning of Life?
Humans. MkIII
Hey Good Looking..
Humans. MkII
Hi!
37 Rules For Life.
Darwinism Disproven
It’s more than just a car..
USA v UK
Is There Life After Birth?
Nobel Prize #3
Tick Tock
Superheroes
The Perfect Husband?
Dog Logic
Is there a such thing as a wrong turn?
The Fault in Our Stars
Secrets of the OLDERhood?
Secrets of the sisterhood?
Armageddon?
Christmas Rapping?
If I was God, Part Deux
I might just get a dog..
A Word to the Wise
Childish Confusion?
Life. Chapter One. Page Two
The Cat’s Version of The Rules
Strange things most Americans aren’t aware of..
On Death and Dying. Chapter 1. Lesson 01.
To dunk or not to dunk, that is the question..
Life. Chapter 1. Page 1
First world problems
Such is life when lived
We find comfort in familiar things
If I was God or Mark Zuckerberg..
Confession Time?
My Favourite Things
A Pregnant Pause?
Model Parent?
Gaining Perspective
The Caretaker
Crimes and misdemeanors 19
Patience, a virtue?
If I’d known my life was going to be a comedy, I would have dressed differently.
What is love?
Simple Pleasures
Thicker Than H2O
Centerfolding
Crimes and misdemeanors, number 17
31 Ways To Know You’re In The Right Relationship
London 2012: an etiquette guide for Olympics visitors
Liquid Sunshine – Part Deux
Home Sweet Home
Crimes and misdemeanors, number 16
50 ways to leave your lover.
Irishmen vs The Rest of the World
Fit for nothing?
Perfect Singles Ad
Squirrel Porn?
Childhood Lessons
France. 1:01
May contain nuts (part deux)
Sickly Dancing
Cupid Stunts
008. Licensed To Date
Moving House
The Correct Protocol?
Crimes and misdemeanors, part 15. Oh Baby..
May contain nuts – part three
Valentines Day 2012
50 Rules for Dads of Daughters
Software Upgrade Time
Crimes and misdemeanors, part 14
Crimes and misdemeanors, part 13
Honesty is the best (privacy) policy
Left vs Right Brain
Dried Water Anyone?
Modern Dilemmas; Singlehood
Sam’s Story
Hatch’em, Match’em, Dispatch’em
The Pizza Dilemma
Crimes and misdemeanors, Part 12
Animal Farm
Superpower Swapshop
You can thank me now ;)
The Walk of Shame vs First Footing
Tickle Cock Bridge
Cat ‘Tails’
Nature vs Nurture
The Hobbit
The French Mistress
Merry Christmas
The Sixth Sense
Cat on a hot tin roof.
Every Girl Should Get To Live Her Fairytale
The Urban Jungle
The Gucci Coochie
The Accidental Girlfriend
School Daze
Idiots Guide To Astrology
Meet The Parents (part deux)
Lets Talk About Sex (Part Ten)
Protected: An Irish Fairy Story?
Open mouth – insert foot.. again..
Thanksgiving? Yes, once I am President.
The Richard Burton and Liz Taylor of Tudor Times
The Queen of Fashion?
Love, Money, Companionship. Choose One.
Do onto them, before they do onto you
Make me one with everything
To pee or not to pee, that is the question
Hatch’em, Match’em, Dispatch’em
The Ghost Teaspoon
Ballymoney aka Brigadoon
Life’s Rewind Button – Part Deux
Pearls of Wisdom. Part Two
Crimes and misdemeanors, Part 11
In politics stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte
Shakespeare in love
Pretty As A Picture
How To Speak Fluent Norn Iron; Part Six
Steve Jobs
Your Own Theme Music?
Confidential Cuts?
Liquid Sunshine?
Aquarius Dating Cheat Sheet
Required Reading
Gastrosexual – The 12 Stages of Men’s Cooking
Good Vibrations?
Life’s Rewind Button
Breaking The Seal.
Cat (and Leprechaun) Ideology
The Love Cycle
Pre-empty Nest Syndrome
Back to the future?
Money versus love?
My life is complete. I have transmogrified into my friends parents.
London riots.
We are our own saviours
Practice makes perfect?
Playing your cards right.
They walk amongst us . . . and they vote!
Hymn to her?
Everybody’s got a soft spot, even the porcupine..
Third time lucky?
Youtube Statistics
Life Instruction Manual – Chapter Three
Woman and Apples
Paul O’Bear
Are you a Sneaky F**ker?
Happy 4th July America.
Happy (belated) Independence Day ;)
Celestial Rapture Service
Crimes and misdemeanours, Part 10
Easy life?
Not so obvious suggestions?
How to Make a Cat Appear out of Thin Air
Some facts about the 1500’s
In as few words as possible.
Father’s Day (part deux)
Father’s Day 2011
You’ve come a long way ‘baby’
Computer equals horse theory
Womenopause
Oh, for foxs sake..
Hedging your bets?
Model Teacher..
Assume crash positions
I’ve had nights like this (and mornings afterwards)
Going Down (Under).
Doris and Bob
What makes you smile? (Part deux)
Panflute Flowchart
Stranger in a Strange Land: Part Seven
What makes you smile?
CDC: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
How To Speak Fluent Norn Iron; Part Five
Judgement Day, All Stock Half Price.
Birth pains?
Universally Challenged?
A reminder
Superpower Leprechauns
Stranger in a Strange Land: Part Six
A Song for Europe? I don’t think so sweetie..
Stranger in a Strange Land: Part Five
Co-incidence?
Stranger in a Strange Land: Part Four
It’s not the destination but the journey that matters. Bollocks.
Wise Words (part deux)
The T-Mobile Royal Wedding Spoof
Cute Venn Diagram
How To Decide Who You Should Marry (Written By Kids)
I’d Like..
The ‘F’ Word
Let’s talk about sex baby (part deux)
One of millions?
Will-i-am and Kate MiddleClass
The mark of a man?
The Royal We?
Pearls of wisdom?
The Unreported Victims.
Google results for “killed whilst…”
You don’t have it ALL your own way..
Who ya gonna call?
Come fly with me.
Long Distance Dating
Einstein wasn’t always right.
My Second Worse Holiday.
Barcelona
Doing The Funky Chicken
Barry’s amusement park
Thou Doth Protest Too Much.
49 years, 11 months, 31 days and counting..
Breaking News..
Fat Bottomed Girls
Paperback Raita
Crimes and misdemeanors – More Dog Tails!
Crimes and misdemeanours part eight – Dog Tails
Crimes and misdemeanours, Part 9, he should have seen that coming..
Dogs, The Universe and playing my part
Crimes and misdemeanours, Part 7. Green Fingers?
People have an instinctive need to belong… Doh!
Paddy’s Day
Crimes and misdemeanors (part six)
A Jigsaw Puzzle
Dating red flags.
To boldy go..
Saintly Behaviour?
Pseudo mid life crisis..
It’s in his kiss.
What a year..
Walk like an Egyptian? Australian?
What’s in a (sur)name?
More Crimes and Misdemeanours
Word of the day: Moist.
Meeting The Dreaded Parents..
Miss Nottinghill Park
A load of balls
Walking the tightrope
Are you taking the piss?
Letter to my future self – aged 60
Crimes and misdemeanors (part four)
Playing hard to get?
One lump or two?
Are my testicles black?
Cogito ergo sum.
Marmite Nuts.
Questions reporters never ask.
The safest building in Britain?
My Big Issue
Eyes Wide Shut
You see, it’s the little kid inside us that stops us from going crazy.
Annoying the annoying (part trios)
History One Oh One
Sometimes..
The scariest witch lived at home.
First dates.
Pop Quiz (part deux)
Assault and Pepper
Second Profile aka Who Dares Wins.
Messing with the inmates.
Increase Your Batting Average. (Lesson 1.0.1.)
A Shared Moment.
Dating Again
Lets Talk About Sex, Baby
A Cunning Linguist.
Faces with a history
Van The Man (part deux)
Le Gothic
Open Mouth. Insert Foot.
This man walks into a bar..
A Sheltered Life?
Bye Bye GBHS
Only the Irish ;)
Gransha Boys High School
Late Onset Sex
Does my bum look big in this?
Soul mates ?
The French Connection
New meanings for old words..
Letter to myself, aged 10.
X Factor Royal Wedding Special
Annoying the annoying..
Barking Up the Wrong Tree
How To Confuse Children.
Toilet Humour? A load of crap.
Judi Dench
The Irish Desiderata
Doris Part Deux
Sea Facts..it’s all true..
Strip-o-grams et al..
Meet The Parents
The Mrs Doubtfire look..
The Van Man
Recycled Words, Part Three.
Confession Time; Readers Wives..
The way it was (and probably still is)
The Bogside, The Waterside and Four Large Pricks.
Confession time, I hang my head in shame….
May Contain Nuts.
The Butt of Humour
Every sperm is sacred (apparently)
How To Speak Fluent Norn Iron; Part Four
Bah! Humbug!
‘Her’ Today, Gone Tomorrow..
How To Speak Fluent Norn Iron; Part Three
How To Speak Fluent Norn Iron; Part Two
Then again, so is love.
Out-Holying Each Other
House Training..
Muggles et al
Antarctic Slang
Shared Body Warmth
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS…
Recycled Town Names
Northern Beirut?
Divided by a common language
The Sunday Observance Committee (and my manhood)
The Tooting Popular Front.
Weddings and Christmas
A Sting In The Tale
Got any carrots?
Not sure these aren’t made up..you decide..
Bigamist Feline..
Recycled Names Part Four
Nursing Life (part deux)
Letters sent to council
Crimes and Misdemeanour’s Part Three
Weird Phobias
You never really lose them..
The Waltons (Part deux)
The Waltons..
Matching Data and Astrology..
The Smoking Sixties
The Sunscreen Song (part deux)
The Sunscreen Song (Part one)
Crimes and Misdemeanour’s
Modern Dilemma’s
Boxing Day Explained…(eventually)
The Sheep Joke
Some clouds have a full colour lining.
Veggie…when when I say veggie..
Obvious Strapline..
Wedding Speeches
How To Speak Fluent Norn Iron.
The 80’s – The decade sex passed by.. (Part one)
Crimes and Misdemeanour’s.. Part deux
Stranger in a Strange Land: Part Three
What a Guy..!
Stranger in a Strange Land: Part Two
Stranger in a Strange Land: Part One
Top Ten Worst Puns…
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
Weddings..
Right Royal Cock-ups..
Answers on a postcard please..
Pop Quiz
Badger baiting
Kick-Ass Jesuits
Stories From The Far Side – Miss SilverBackGorilla
I once met up with a rape prosecutor..
The Men Who Stare At Goats
Men’s greatest secret.
Questions question questions
Most embarrassing moments..
Dance theory..
Internet Dating vs Estate Agent Theory

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