Open mouth – insert foot.. again..

Saying it to a pregnant woman with raging hormones might be a mistake

Damn, just done something REALLY stupid (yet again). Standing in the queue for coffee and there’s an anaesthetist in front of me in scrubs, heavily pregnant and obviously about to drop. She orders a double espresso and glances at me beside her, I smile back and without thinking say “you sure you want to be ordering a double espresso,  you might have that baby here on the spot if you drink it…” and smile sweetly… she gives me a stony look and says ‘I’m NOT pregnant!” and storms off..

Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn!

How was I to know it was pie retention? Ouch! Kill me now!