Darwinism Disproven

I think it’s time for me to collect yet another Nobel Prize as I have come up with final proof that Darwinism – whilst a lovely logical notion – is complete bollocks. I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I’ve come to realise that natural selection has a very obvious fatal flaw – […]

The Cat’s Version of The Rules

BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare. DOORS: Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get the door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have […]

To dunk or not to dunk, that is the question..

There was a FASCINATING thread on mumsnet last week that one of my friends alerted me to, I have copied parts of the thread below for your enjoyment, the full thread is here; http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis Enjoy. Do you dunk your penis? (1001 Posts) SaraCrewe Tue 08-Oct-13 09:16:47 I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it. […]

London 2012: an etiquette guide for Olympics visitors

It’s Olympic time and therefore I think most of our pending visitors need a simple guide to UK etiquette, you may think this is tongue in cheek but it’s deadly serious – as every Londoner will sadly testify.. • Welcome, and before we begin – please accept our apologies. Your four-hour nightmare wait at passport […]

The Pizza Dilemma

When I worked as a nurse on ICU part of the job included patient education with regards towards a healthier life, so we’d try educating patients about giving up alcohol and smoking, explaining the statistics about quality and length of life. A common response back from the patients was “it’s not that you actually live […]

London riots.

London was quiet last night, watched dozens of police vans heading off to Wimbledon which was the next target according to police intelligence. Wimbledon was completely saturated with police and locked down tight. Was probably not a good idea to pop over there last night wearing any sort of hoodie or be 14.  Bit of […]

Youtube Statistics

Been looking at youtube stats. Dogs – about 737,000 results Cats – about 548,000 results but conversely; Funny cats – about 316,000 results Funny dogs – about 212,000 results and noticed something odd, there are many more dog videos than cat videos but there are many more funny cat videos than dog videos and I […]

Happy 4th July America.

This was doing the rounds on the internet way back in 2000 when GW Bush was trying his best to steal the US election. I think I’ll file it under humour. To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and […]

Not so obvious suggestions?

So,  I blogged earlier about Facebook and it’s facial recognition system and how it would be a good idea if we could install that software into our own heads so we never forget a face, the amount of times I’ve been to meetings and parties and I can’t remember someones name… well, it’s getting worse […]