A rush of blood to the head?

I keep rewriting this because it just doesn’t feel finished. It’s interesting how my priorities have changed as I’ve got older. When I was younger (for younger –  read in my 40’s) and browsing dating profiles the main criteria was did I fancy them, did I have that rush of blood from my head down […]

Alfred and Florence

I have this thing about going on road trips and exploring places I’ve never been to. When I first came to London in ‘85 I went on a road trip due west out of London, the general aim being to try to get to Lands End, because..well because it’s there..  A few evenings later at […]

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Squirrel Porn?

I’ve been having ‘issues’ with my internet connection since the start of the year and had various blokes from British Telecom come and suck their cheeks in and try to fix my line. It seems my line goes over the roof of the building and the local squirrels have been interfering with my internet connection. […]

Childhood Lessons

Was chatting to a new woman at work the other day, she’s from Ireland too and I asked her how many brothers and sisters she has, she told me eight including herself, I beat her by one as there were nine of us not counting parents when I was growing up but then I asked […]

France. 1:01

I went to Paris last autumn, got the Eurostar train there, two hours twenty minutes, not bad going and delivered into the heart of Paris. It was one of those rare days when neither the trains, ferries nor airports were on strike. (I think in fact the farmers were on strike but as nobody could […]